Restaurant Review - Shane's Rib Shack

Location: Hendersonville, TN
Items Ordered: 1 shack Sampler, 20 hot wings.

There are many things in the world that seem impossible -- Good, affordable, quantitative food, and excellent service at the same time. Shane's Rib shack pulls out all the stops in completing the exact opposite. Shane's goes out of their way to make food inedible, and they do that very well.

If you have ever drank water in your lifetime, then you have experienced the broad range of flavors that Shane's provides. From the bone-dry chicken wings, to the microwaved ribs, I feel that biting into the table could have given me more of a kick. There is a bar where one can fill their foam cups with various soda-flavored and tea-flavored water.

One may notice that upon entering, the sadistic fat fuck hired young teenage girls as the wait staff. Granted, they're really good at their job. Too bad they can't hire any plumbers; since the day this mystery meat mess hall was open, the men's restroom had problems with the sinks. Mainly, the sink could double as a toddler's back massager.

I don't want to write about this anymore.

3/10

Positive: I like the sauce.
Negative: I was shitting green.