From the Article (If you can call it that):
The carnival is GOD
And may all juggalos find him
We're not sorry if we tricked you.
Apparently this whole time, they were rapping about our Judeo-Christian overlord. You know... guy in the sky. This may explain a lot of what I hunched about in "Miracles". They were indeed talking about the fantastic features of this planet. Unfortunately, if it was performed by someone else, it would have been an ace song.
Just read this fucking article, shit.